LIGHTER SIDE OF ATV'S
Good to Laugh at Ourselves
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YOU KNOW YOUR AN ATV REDNECK IF: Also check out web page at bottom of this page - will keep you reading for hours
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Your constantly asking your significantly other is there's anything lying around the house that can be sold on eBay to buy the next item on your "WISH LIST".
Your lawn mover has a brush guard,winch, three way lightmod, and carries extra gas.
You skimp on groceries to save up for the new helmet, new tires, GPS, etc.
You buy real cheap tires for your car, so you can save $$$ for Mud Lites.
Your christmas list begins with Knobbies and Skidplates... (and your significant other knows what they are).
More than one ATV dealership recognizes your voice and greets you by name when you call.
Your friends don't recognize you without muddy clothes and a tow strap in your hand.
You get offended when people call an ATV a bike.
You get offended when people call your ATV "cute".
You've ever tried to convince your significant other you needed that winch to do work around the house.
You have enough spare parts to build another ATV.
When you see a ATV that's never been off-road and you think of animals at the zoo.
Your reading material in your bathroom consists of ATV catalogs, topographical maps, and 400 ATV magazines, none of which have centerfolds.
You know that getting from point A to point B involves being winched at least once.
You save broken ATV parts as "momento's".
Your idea of a wash is driving through a mud puddle.
YOU CAN TELL IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY WHEN...
You wake up face down on the payment.
You put your shoes on the wrong feet and they feel better.
You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
You see "60 minute" news team waiting in your office.
Your birthday cake collapes from the weight of the candles.
You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.
You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
Your twin forgot your birthday.
Your car horn goes off accidently and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your hat and coat.
The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
You wake up and your braces are locked together.
You walk to work and find your dress is stuck to the back of your pantyhose.
You call call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.
Your blind date turns out to be your old wife/husband.
Your income tax check bounces.
You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
Your pet rock snaps at you.
Yor wife says, "good morning, Bill" and your name is George.
You go to work and there is a different name on your desk.
You wake up and look out the window and see your car being towed away.
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